Current mood:

triumphant

pro-child pornography
Well, if we aren't here again, us!

Dr. Leonard Chork is my name.  The Small Sacrifice has only just finished our luncheon as it became rather a thing - the guests just wouldn't leave, and well at some point you simply have to send out for whiskeys and lichen wine if you have any hope at all of keeping the benevoles amused, ho ho?  I thought I'd duck out of sweeping up rubbers to drop you dear friends a little line.

I am quite pleased to report that we raked in some 20,000 quid for our little charity.  As you probably know, our ministry is staunchly against the exploitation of children for the perverse sexual gratifications of adults, which is what NO! SEX 4 BABYS*  is all about.   Is there anything more evil, more hateful than child pornography (apart from socialism)?  Does nothing blacken man more darkly in the eyes of the Lord (again, other than socialism)?  Thus, our demands regarding the regulation of child pornography are simple and unequivocal:

One: HEALTH AND SAFETY.  A tutor per two children, and a nurse per ten on every child pornography set.  One half hour break for children under the age of 12 for every 4 hours on camera.  Maximum 8 minutes on camera per day for infants below the age of one year(s).

Two: A TASTEFUL AESTHETIC.  No child under the age of 11 (girls) and 10 (boys) may appear in a child pornography film in a sexual role.

Three: EMPOWERMENT. Children must maintain creative control and distribution rights over all pornographic projects in which they appear. 

Four: SMALLER LEGAL BILLS. A parent or legal guardian of a minor in a pornographic film must submit written authorization permitting his or her child to appear in said film AND said written authorization must arrive by email or mail NO LATER than 1 WEEK following the end of shooting.  NO LATER than 1 YEAR for children who do not appear in a sexual role. 

Five.  UNIONIZATION WITHIN REASON.  The right of child pornographic performers to organize and demonstrate for the improvement of the conditions of their employment, except where these interfere with the mechanics of the free market.

Together we can end this disgusting practice of manipulation, deceit, and abuse.  Won't you please join us, or risk life in hell with Hitler and eventually Paul Krugman? 

love always,
Uncle Sticky Fingers just kidding -
really I am

Dr. Leonard Chork


*NO! Say EXcellent 4 Barristers And Bankers about Youth Sex